The march of unnecessary remakes continues.
1) Take decent film
2) Hire Shit MTV director and crappy 12 year old writer
3) Sprinkle with generic cliches and studio interference and a shit ending
Another day, another rape
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** MARTYRS remake: And the director is Daniel Stamm. The name might resonate with you depending on how you felt about THE LAST EXORCISM. Well, according to the L.A. Times, he's the man chosen to direct an American remake of Pascal Laugier's masterpiece. And no, Kristen Stewart, contrary to early reports that polluted the web, will not be starring in the redo. Stamm told the Times: "MARTYRS is very nihilistic. The American approach [that I'm looking at] would go through all that darkness but then give a glimmer of hope. You don't have to shoot yourself when it's over." (thanks to ShockTillYouDrop.com)
Almost as bad as when David Gordon Green said he didn't understand Suspiria but he would make the "low budget Italian gore" film into "some classy shiat".
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