Granny Good (a tubby Bob Cresse in drag!) runs a finishing school for young girls (the aforementioned House) Her tiny classes of comely lasses are a blissfully bare-naked bunch of babes, exercising and sunbathing while Granny educates and scolds her "honeys." Prudence, a rather old looking student, comes to Granny Good's to learn all she can about the school and its student "body" (she is really working undercover -- more on this later). She discovers that all the hormonally hopped up hoochies can think about, in between showers and naked gymnastics, is having their boyfriend's sneak booze onto campus for the upcoming school social. Little do they all know that Granny is the area's number one bootlegger (the reason Prudence is at the school), and that she employs a gigantic werewolf named Krakow to oversee her distillery. The whole school scheme is a front (good heavens no!). Throw in another amalgam of classic screen creatures, and a party panty-raid complete with gun toting federales and a drunken Dracula, and you have a very campy example of skin sold as silly symphony.